A Paragraph a Day #21: If Body Odor Was Illegal
IN MY fictional world, if body odor was illegal the justice system would not tolerate nostril punching odors.
PERSONS EMITTING a radius of overbearing funk (pure body odor, perfume, cologne, or any mixture of the three) would get citations in the form of sticks of deodorants. After three strikes, if you will, that person will have to take a mandatory shower every day for twenty years to life. That's right--with soap.
ANYONE WHO decides bathing is for suckers would be taxed to show them they're wrong and that second hand B.O. hurts millions of unsuspecting nostrils everyday. If you smell like perspiring milk, get ready to be taxed an extra ten percent or so at your favorite local restaurant. And if for some forsaken reason you decide to flee without paying, get ready to be hosed down by firemen and coppers equipped with Super Soakers.
BECAUSE, NO one wants to smell your signature stench in my fictional world.
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