Friday, August 30, 2013

50% Off My New Book! Limited Time Offer!

50Off copy

To celebrate the release of my new, *hilarious* book, REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes, you can purchase a digital copy from SMASHWORDS.COM at 50% off! And you can do this in three simple steps!
1. Create a account.
2. Go to REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune's product page and add to cart.
3. At checkout enter "PF28G" (not case sensitive) into the coupon field!
REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes is a tome of fortunes too morbid, sarcastic, ballsy, and hilarious for your regular fortune cookie to handle!

Sunday, August 25, 2013

ON SALE NOW! REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes!

“Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!” -The Jason Jack on REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes
Nope. You can't go wrong with a quote from me, the author. And I'm telling ya, this book is FUNNY.
Don't believe?
Ooh. Ahh. Ooh. I wrote this months ago. I'm, like, a psychic . . .
(REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortune #150--HEALTH)
There are hundreds more where these came from.
Oh. And feel free to share, copy, paste, and reuse these images around the net til your funny bone's content. Just make sure you let them know, The Jason Jack sent you ;)
In the coming weeks, I will be updating this website with even more information, exclusives, and posts concerning my new book, REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes, the book of fortunes that were too "out there" for cookies to handle ;)
Stay tuned, fellow readers. Adventurers. Accidental stumblers onto my website. We're in for a ride. Until then, check out the front cover for REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes.
Or heck, purchase the darned thing for crying out loud :) I have you covered in Kindle, Nook, PDF, paperback form--you name it, it's here. Just for you.
Feel free to head out to the product page and peruse. It's all the rage :)

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Friday, August 23, 2013

PRODUCT PAGE: REJECTED Fortune Cookie Fortunes

Book Description
"Morbid, sarcastic, ballsy . . . and hilarious!"
  • Told from the hilarious and often times pessimistic perspective of a disgruntled paper fortune, REJECTED is a no-holds-barred tome of hilarious bad advice (mis-fortunes you'll never see from the cookies at your local Chinese restaurant) that will make you laugh out loud!
  • Read hundreds of rejected fortunes that were too harsh ("You suck"), too ballsy ("Be nice to others. It's the only way to con them."), and too sarcastic for your regular fortune cookie to handle. Just don't say I didn't warn you.
Visit for more information!
Front and Back Cover (click for larger image)


Product Details
  • Paperback: 150 pages
  • Publication Date: July 16, 2013
  • Language: English
  • ISBN-10: 148956330X
  • ISBN-13: 978-1489563309
  • Product Dimensions: 7.8 x 5.1 x 0.3 inches
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