Friday, February 8, 2013

Memory Care


Memory Care
by The Jason Jack
(Originally appeared in mini-zine, Brev Spread, as The Never-Rememories of Mrs. McMorton)
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“Damn you, Roy!” Connie McMorton bellowed, clenching the folds of her nightgown between her wrinkled, spotted fingers. “Damn you for everything you put me through!”
She shuffled back and fell on her bed, keeping her eyes locked onto her husband’s grinning face. Roy sat in a chair at the foot of the mattress, masked by darkness.
“Sorry to wake you,” he said, his words hollow. “I kept the lights off when I came in. Like I always do.”
“You’re not welcome here anymore.”
“This is my home, too.”
“I want you out of my bedroom, out of my house. Now!”
Roy gave a quiet chuckle, crossing his arms while he looked over the cubed room and its lack of furnishings.
“I wasn’t gone long and you already cleaned house?”
“You’ve been gone ten years. I couldn’t stand staring at anything that belonged to you after the first day.”
“And we’ve been married for thirty. You’re happier with just a bed and a lamp than me?”
“The bed and the lamp have treated me better than you ever had.”
The grin across Roy’s face grew larger.
“Then, you know.”
Connie averted her eyes from her husband, clenching at her heart out of reflex. Her heart suffered a shooting pain she wanted to pull out.
“You’ve hurt me like this before. Don’t do it again . . .”
“You know about the others.” Roy’s wicked expression did not change.
“Please, Roy,” Connie said, her voice no louder than a whisper, “don’t.”
“You. Know.” Roy chuckled, filling Connie’s ears with his grinding chuckle.
Connie’s mouth quivered. Tears followed the age lines of her face down her cheeks and off of her chin. She tried clenching the mattress sheets at her sides, but the strength to do so escaped her.
“How couldn’t I? I tried so hard pretending the perfume on your jacket was mine. That, I must have misplaced the bottle somewhere, or the lipstick on your collar was a color I’d forgotten I purchased. But . . . I knew.”
“You always were perceptive.”
“Thirty years, Roy. Thirty years together, a house, two healthy boys, but how many times did I have to look past the fact you were being unfaithful to me? Too many late nights like this, you sneaking in here thinking I was sleeping when I really wasn’t.”
Connie looked at Roy. Contempt laced the man’s trademark smirk.
“I could smell the other women on you. Why did you do this to me? Why would you want to throw it all away?”
Honey, it was your fault. You threw it all away.”
“What? No.”
“I strayed because of you.”
“No, no, no. I was the best wife a woman could be. I had dinner ready every night by the time you came home, had the boys fed and showered by seven, and always had time for . . . us.”
“And still, it was your fault.”
Connie slowly climbed out of bed then stood.
“I did everything for you—”
“But, you didn’t.”
“I did.” Connie shuffled towards her husband, anger rejuvenating her frail body. “You’re lying, Roy.”
“Then how come you pushed me into the bed of other women?”
“Damn you to hell, Roy!”
Connie shoved her husband’s chest. In the tussle, the lamp behind Roy fell from the table and shattered on the floor. Connie gasped before taking a step back.
“See what you made me do.”
The bedroom door opened, showering the room in a wave of soft white light. Connie turned around and looked at the short woman standing in the doorway. She wore blue smocks, a smile on her face, and held two clear plastic cups in her hands.
“My neighbor, Julie,” Connie said, shifting her eyes to the floor. “I didn’t mean to make you come all the way over here.”
“What happened, Mrs. McMorton? Are you okay?”
“Yes, yes, yes, dear. My husband and I were having an argument and the lamp fell, that’s all.”
“Is your husband still here?”
Connie turned around. The lamp lay on the floor, broken into a million tiny shards, but the chair her husband had sat in was empty.
“Hiding like the child you are, Roy . . .”
“What was that, Mrs. McMorton?”
“My husband’s hiding somewhere. I don’t want to stay here.” Connie faced Julie. “I can’t sleep in my room tonight, do you understand? Not while he’s still here.”
Julie smiled.
“We’ll set up a nice bed just for you in the common area, okay?”
Connie looked over her shoulder then nodded.
“But first, I want you to take this. It’s medicine that’ll calm you down.”
Connie took the first plastic cup and put the pills in her mouth then drank the water from the second to help wash down the pills.
“Mrs. McMorton, I think the best thing to do right now is to get your mind off of your husband. I’ll get someone to clean up this mess, okay?”
“Yes. Okay.”
“Good. I’m going to take you to Arts and Crafts now. I know how much you love painting so that’s what we’re doing today.”
“I love painting. Roy hated painting. He thought it took time away from him.”
Connie’s eyes glazed over for just a moment.
“Mrs. McMorton?”
With a smile spreading across her face, the old woman looked at Julie.
“Yes, dear?”
“Let’s get you away from your husband and off to painting, alright.”
Julie led Connie out of the room.
“My husband? Don’t be ridiculous—I’m not married, but I just met a really swell man. Handsome, tall, and we have everything in common. I think he might be the one.”
Julie closed the bedroom door and led Connie down a long hall of the hospice.
“What’s his name?”
“His name’s Roy. Now, let me tell you all the wonderful things about him . . .”

Monday, January 28, 2013

Dead by Sunday


Dead By Sunday
by The Jason Jack
(Originally appeared in mini-zine, Brev Spread Volume 3. Dec 2012)
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If I knew I’d be dead by Sunday, I never would have gone to the dentist the previous Monday. Yet, there I was, waiting for the oral surgeon bright and early at eight in the morning. What I found out that day would make my impending death seem like child’s play in comparison.
I lounged on the reclining chair in the operating room, reading an old issue of The Wall Street Journal, yet I couldn’t help but be distracted by the sterile room.
A glossy aluminum pan rested on a cart next to me covered with all sorts of alien probes. The white lights from above disoriented my vision with just a glance. The air, too, was distinctive—a bit thick, ten or so degrees hotter than I preferred, and filled with the aroma of antiseptic cloves.
Enduring the science fiction ambiance, I understand how most of my friends had “dentist anxiety.” I wasn’t nervous at all and felt quite comfortable.
I placed the newspaper aside, when the door opened. A tall man, with thick glasses and a gray, bushy beard, entered and extended his hand to me.
“Hello, Clint, I’m Doctor Wolf.” If his white lab coat and identification tag did not make the point clear enough, his words did. I took his hand only to shock us both with a simple touch.
Doctor Wolf laughed and waved his hand up and down.
“Great way to start the morning, isn’t it?”
I smiled and leaned back. The doctor sat in a rolling chair next to me and flipped through a brown file with a single piece of paper in it. His eyes widened a tad, and I knew why.
“You’re reading that right, doctor,” I said. “This is my first visit to the dentist. Ever.”
“This is a bit . . . alarming. And you’re twenty nine years old?”
I nodded.
“Can you open your mouth for me, Clint?”
I did so, while the good man repositioned a mobile light fixture towards my mouth. He put a pair of gloves on before lightly probing my gums with his index finger.
“Just from a quick glance, you don’t seem to have anything to worry about. All those years without a checkup, it’s amazing. You must brush and floss every day.”
I grunted in agreement. It was all I could do with the doctor’s finger in my mouth.
“I’m just sorry the X-ray didn’t come out. Just a page of reflected light. You won’t be charged for that, but I do expect you to come back once we get the machine working again. And don’t wait another twenty nine years.”
The doctor took his hand out of my mouth, placed his arms atop his lap, then looked me in the eyes.
“You’re here for a cleanup, I understand, but I would like to do a more thorough inspection given your . . . dental history.”
“Or lack of one.”
The doctor chuckled.
“Yes. Before we begin, why don’t you tell me why you’re really here today. I doubt after nearly three decades you’d come in for a routine checkup.”
“A tooth in the back of my mouth started to feel weird about a month ago.”
“Can you describe this sensation for me?”
“It doesn’t hurt, it’s not throbbing. I guess it’s more of a light pressure. This has never happened before. Feels kind of odd.”
A smile crossed the doctor’s face. It looked as genuine as it could coming from a man named Wolf.
“You don’t have to worry about a thing, Clint. I’ll make sure you leave with a better understanding of why your tooth feels that way, and I’ll be as gentle as I can.”
I rested my head back, and the doctor clipped a small napkin around my neck. I assume to protect my shirt from shooting mouth secretions.
“Are you nervous?” He asked, picking up two utensils. One looked like a miniature prong and the other a pint-sized chisel. I shrugged.
“Can’t really get nervous about something I’ve never experienced.”
“No. I guess you can’t. Now, if you can open your mouth again for me . . .”
The next half hour felt like a construction site in my mouth. There were clangs, clatter, grunts, and the occasional jarring movements, but it was painless. The doctor seemed surprised when I told him my jaw wasn’t tired from remaining open for so long, so he decided to move onto my troubling tooth with my consent.
“I need you to stay still, okay?” he said, more of a direction to follow than a question. I felt the prongs pinch the sides of my tooth. “That’s odd.”
With the doctor’s two words, my logic concerning nervousness washed away. My heart beat faster, and I grunted.
“Hold on. I see something beneath the tooth. I’m going to try and wiggle it gently.”
Beneath the tooth? Wiggle it gently? I clenched the sides of the chair, leaned my head back, and became blinded by the glaring ceiling lights, while the overpowering odor of antiseptic cloves assaulted my nostrils. I finally understood my friend’s fear of the dentist.
Then it got worse. Much worse.
The doctor mumbled at the same time I felt a pop in my mouth. He fell back, knocking over the pan of utensils on the way down. He dropped the prongs and the white pebble between its vice grip.
My heart skipped. I jumped from my seat and hit my head on the mobile light fixture above.
“You removed my tooth? My tooth!”
The doctor’s mouth and eyes were wide open. He trembled, shook his head, and stared up at me with a mixture of confusion and fear. It was the same two emotions I felt.
I picked my tooth off of the ground and approached Doctor Wolf.
“What happened? What’s wrong with me?” My heart raced and my vision blurred while I waited for the doctor to respond. He slowly lifted a finger and pointed at the mirror behind me.
I turned around, glancing at the tooth I held in my hand. Red and blue nerves dangled from the bottom. My gut wrenched.
Stumbling forward, I stared into the mirror and opened my mouth as far as it could go. There was a hole where my tooth had been. No blood, no puss, just an opened wound. And inside that hole were copper connectors sticking out alongside two small blinking lights.
I stepped back, my head spinning, and somehow managed to bring the tooth up to my face. I stared at my reflection and at what had shocked the doctor. Those weren’t nerves dangling from the bottom of my tooth, they were wires.
“I’m . . . a robot.”

Saturday, November 10, 2012

Big Things Have Small Beginnings


They're here. Great gifts for children and parents!

Three new Picture-Less Picture Books are on sale at Amazon.com: The Skinny Santa, The Troublesome Turkey, and The Green Nosed Reindeer.

Get ready to Draw Your Own Adventure! Read, Draw, Create, Share!

I had a lot of fun creating these three, so I hope you enjoy them as much as I had creating them :) Take advantage of Amazon's 4-For-3 Promotion and get 4 Picture-Less Picture Books for the price of 3!




Wednesday, October 31, 2012

Happy Halloween!

Happy H-Day, everybody!

Be safe, and have fun today. Party, go trick or treating, or marathon your favorite horror flick or show--just enjoy yourselves!

FUN FACT: My first ever Halloween costume was a clown costume when I was six months old. FUNNER FACT? I have a memory of that day!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

Cinemassacre!

A Paragraph a Day #25: Cinemassacre!

I thought I'd use the post before Halloween to promote one of my favorite Halloween video websites: Cinemassacre.com!

Hosted by the always entertaining James Rolfe (aka, The Angry Video Game Nerd), Cinemassacre is home to all movies horror related . . . through the lens of nostalgia. James fondly reflects on classic horror franchises (such as Universal Monsters--The Wolfman, Frankenstein, and Dracula), campy cult classics, the big name villains (Freddy, Jason, Chucky), and everything in between. Each year during October, James uploads a video almost everyday commenting on some old horror movie in an often humorous--if not educational--manner. The videos are often short with most being under five minutes in length, and are real treats.

Give into the Monster Madness this year in style!

Monday, October 29, 2012

I'd Eat a Glow in the Dark Carrot, Would You?

A Paragraph a Day #24: I'd Eat a Glow in the Dark Carrot, Would You?

AS today's title implies, I'd eat a glow in the dark carrot. Why? Well, let me explain the benefits.

CARROTS are good for the eyes, teeth, gum, skin, and cancer prevention. Glow in the dark stuff is just cool. How do I know? Whenever anybody ever is wearing white clothing and walks under a black light--what does she do?--she stops and say "Whoa! Cool!" Whenever a person has a glow in the dark cereal toy or Halloween mask, what does she do? She cups her hands over the item, closes one eye, and squints like that is going to turn the sun off. The fact remains, we are drawn to the luminosity of glow in the dark items.

LET'S combine the two. Just think--barring a radioactive reason why a carrot would be glowing, that neon veggie would make your skin glow like you were torn from the pages of Twilight.  Your eyes would glow, so say bye-bye to the need for flashlights, interior lighting, and that pesky electricity bill! You can see in the dark, that's why. And your innards? Well, if you ever forget what you had for breakfast and you wanted a reminder, your organs would be pulsing with glow-in-the-dark rich Vitamin-A and beta carotene to the point you would be able to lift your shirt and see the nice green glow inside.

I'D eat a glow in the dark carrot, would you?
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Friday, October 26, 2012

My Father was a Zombie Vampire

A Paragraph a Day #23: My Father was a Zombie Vampire

MY deceased father was a flesh hungry zombie who turned into a chibi-sized, blood thirsty vampire in my dream last night. Yup. I've been watching too many Halloween movies lately.

MY two brothers and I were hanging out in our living room (an apartment we shared as kids just about twenty years ago--good job subconscious, for being so freaking behind on the times!) when my deceased father came running past the windows like some sort of rabid zombie-werewolf. Of course, I felt the dream-like "i'm about to die" sensation. I think my younger brother did, too. My father circled the home, running past the open front door and to a bedroom door window I was trying to escape out of. When I backtracked to the front door, my dad walked inside, ready to tear flesh with his sharpened fingernails.

THAT'S when I picked him up (because now he was a doll sized person, don't you know) and put him on the counter top. My younger brother insisted he could stay with us as long as he promised not to hurt any of his family--darn you, Dark Shadows the movie for inching into my dreams!

BIZARRE, wasn't it? How inconsistent writing my dream had. Sad day for a writer, really. I still don't know how my dad transformed from zombie-wolf to vampire-doll. The world may never know.
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